Hi! I'm Kelly and I love to gossip. Come to me if you want the dish on the latest episodes with a little color commentary on the side. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I...am so...scared! Okay, I totally stole that line from Saved by the Bell but I think it fits here. Watchdogs premiers in the Fall and already people are saying they love it. It's got this huge, awesome cast of unbelievable stars. I can't even function right now.
First of all, let me just say how stoked I am that Adrian Grenier is on the show. After watching him on Entourage, I was hoping he'd break out and I think he will here. While his character was redeemable on that show, I don't think this one will be. Chris Fisher seems like a jerk, but a hot one that you regret sleeping with. With that said, I OFFER MY VAGINA TO YOU ADRIAN! Too much? Okay, I'll stop.
Next, there is that pregnant chick from Lost. What's her face? Emilie? Didn't really care about her on Lost. Her and Charlie were so annoying. With that said, I saw previews of the first episode and I actually like her. Finally the chick gets a part that doesn't require her to cry every five seconds.
Moving on, Gabby Reiner needs to be my new BFF. I adore Christina Ricci so automatically her character is gonna be my favorite. And have you seen the previews? This chick is gonna be so funny! I can't wait to see what else she has to say. Finally, a woman on TV that speaks her mind and isn't a complete biotch or freak for doing so. THANK YOU!
Side Note: Adrien Brody as James Willingham? Too soon to tell.
I only know Camilla Belle as the girl with the huge eyebrows who dumped her lesbian twin Joe Jonas and made him/her cry on stage. Wow, that was a long sentence. Anyway, her character seems like a total biotch. Gag me. Two lines and I already want smack her. Brings new meaning to the phrase 'Look at that slut, I hope she dies.' Knock on wood! I don't actually hope she dies but that phrase is so funny. Shout out to ONTD!
Okay, I know I said that Gabby would be my fave character because of Christina Ricci but I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOE LOVE Sandra Bullock as Mary Frankfort. Excuse me, it's Bloody Mary if you're nasty! She sizzles on the screen as the boss you never want but I love it! She's so funny and everybody is so afraid of her. It's awesome! I know people are going to label her with negative things but she seriously is inspirational. How many women do you see so in control like that? NONE I tell ya!
And last but not least is my Charmed DILF Brian Krause. I think the universe agrees with me when I say he makes a great DILF because they made him one on this show as well! I love seeing a hot guy with kids. Something about it just- fine. I'll stop there. His character David seems like a great guy. He's apparently divorced with a horrible ex wife. David, I'll slash her tires and egg her house if you want me to!
This show is going to be so awesome. I can't wait! As always, XoX Kelly - The Gossip Queen
Oh my god! Talk about your series starter! First of all, awesome job on the anal sex reference not even five minutes into the show. That was great. I think Jenna is right on the mark about it. Anal really hurts and messes you up when you go number two. (It really sucks!) So I completely understand what she was saying. Also, can we just say how cool Gabby is? I mean the girl has a witty remark every five seconds, keeping things entertaining. It's nice to see a chick speak her mind, freely.
While we're on the subject of cool chicks, I've only seen two minutes of Bloody Mary and I already love her. She is BRUTAL. She doesn't care about personal feelings, she makes sure the job gets done. I admire a woman who knows what she wants and will do anything to get it. I hope they show more of her because her scenes were wayyyyy too short in this episode.
Side note: Where the hell was James? Isn't he, like, part of the main cast? All we got was a two second conversation and that was it. Huh?
Moving on, Chris Fisher is a womanizing jerk. What's new? The hot ones always are. Although, there were some tiny moments in there where he seemed to actually care about Jenna's feelings. I wonder, does he really like her or is he just using her for the sex? She seems to like him, sort of. I'm not sure. Clearly there's some chemistry between the two of them (even while fighting they were steaming up the screens! ) so we'll see where that goes.
Ugh. FRED SAMSON IS A TOOL. That is all.
Hate Natasha. She's a total biotch. A snobby one at that. I love when Gabby insults her. That girl needs an orgasm quick! She's so uptight I swear that's the only reason she hates Jenna and Gabby. She realizes that she's the only one on that set not getting any. And how adorable is David? He's the kind of boss you wish you had. He's sweet cares about his workers, will go that extra mile for them. You don't see that these days. I wonder if he's single. I know he's got an ex wife but hmmm....no mention of a girlfriend just yet. Oh David! If you're single, call me!
Yeah I have no shame! Anyway, here's a quick recap. Jenna and Chris have been boinking like bunnies for the last four weeks. She didn't tell anybody about it. Now some nudie pictures have leaked and everyone is going apeshit about it. Chris acts like he doesn't rally care but I think secretly he does. Jenna's afraid she's gonna lose her job. David, her boss, is trying everything to save her. Meanwhile he's dealing with some oober troll named Samson. There's some boob cancer benefit that the hosts of both rivaling shows host together. Shit hits the fan. Oh! And how UNcool is it that we're left wondering what happens to Jenna? I am soooooo mad! To just leave it at "we need to talk"? Come on! I have to know! Would they really fire her? If they do, she can always work for the Village. I'm sure Chris would loooooooooooooooooove to have her there.
Who knows what is yet to come? We'll find out in the next episode. Until then, XoX Kelly - The Gossip Queen