The New Batman/Scooby-Doo Adventures

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THE NEW BATMAN/SCOOBY-DOO ADVENTURES
OR
WHAT’S THE FUSS, ANUBIS

Written by Patrick Moore

Based on an idea from Peter W. Guerin/Doc Forbin

All characters are owned by their respected owners.



We open with the opening to “Batman: TAS,” then we get the “Scooby-Doo: Mysteries Incorporated” opening.

The title “The New Batman/Scooby-Doo Adventures” appear on the screen with the Scooby gang running in the background.


Act 1
“Reunion In Gotham City…sort of”


Ext-Crystal Cove Park-Day

We see Mysteries Incorporated and other background characters watching something happen on the large stage, as we see Mayor Nettles (S2) walk on stage.
MAYOR NETTLES
Hello, everybody, and welcome to the first ever Batman Day in Crystal Cove.

Everybody cheers, as we cut to the Scooby Gang, as we see Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, and Scooby-Doo looking puzzled.

VELMA
Jinkies! It’s about time Crystal Cove gave a day to Batman and Robin, since we helped them three times fight the Joker and Penguin.

FRED
Gang, do you think this is kind of strange that Mayor Nettles is doing this? I never saw Batman in Crystal Cove.

DAPHNE
Sure, Batman’s an icon, but this isn’t like Batman has a Bat Credit Card or anything.

SHAGGY
I sure hope they have Bat Cookies.

SCOOBY-DOO
Reah!

Cut back to Mayor Nettles, who is sweating, as she takes out a cloth from her pocket. She drops the cloth to the ground. We cut to the cloth as we see the dirt on it move.

MAYOR NETTLES
Now, let Batman Day begin!

Everyone cheers, as we see Velma looking strange as she walks to the cloth that Nettles dropped. She could see the dirt move as well.

VELMA
Mayor Nettles, you dropped your cloth.

Mayor Nettles snatches the handkerchief out of Velma’s hand, and gives her and angered look.

MAYOR NETTLES
Give me that, brat!

VELMA
You’re not Mayor Nettles! She’s nice to us when we solve mysteries. I know who you really are.

Mayor Nettles’ eyes turn clear yellow, as she clasp Velma’s arm tight. The Gang runs up to help, but “Nettles’” arm turns into a large blade.

MAYOR NETTLES
One move, Mystery Punks, or the Daria Morgendorffer rip-off gets it!

FRED
Mystery Punks?! And I thought The Planeteers had their names insulted as worse.

DAPHNE
What’s happening to The Mayor?

Mayor Nettles began to change shape, as she melted into a huge mound of clay, as the clay throws Velma off stage.

SHAGGY
Zoinks!!! It’s Clayface!!!

CLAYFACE
You were expecting the Putty Patrol, Hippie?

People began running, as Fred and Daphne run towards Velma.

DAPHNE
You okay, Velma?

VELMA
Daphne, we tangled with a monster made of wax before. Clay, that’s another story. Did you hear that Clayface called me a Daria rip-off?

FRED
Never mind that, Velma, we got to find the real Mayor Nettles.

VOICE
Don’t worry. She’s safe.

The Gang looks up to see a bat shaped plane, and four figures come out of it. We find out its Batman, Robin, Batgirl, and Nightwing, as they land on the ground to confront the villain.

SHAGGY
Zoinks! It’s the Dark Knight himself.

FRED
He looks different the last time we teamed up with him.

VELMA
And he sound clearer than Christian Bale.

BATMAN
Hey! Don’t compare me to Bale.

CLAYFACE
Time to die, Batman!

BATMAN
I see you got yourself back together, Hagen, since the Justice League’s battle with you and the Secret Society, a few months back.

CLAYFACE
I still have a score to settle with the Flash as well for what he did to me. Do you know how long it took me to get back together?

NIGHTWING
Shut up and fight, Hagen.

Clayface’s arms morph into a mace with spikes on one arm and a sword like blade on the other, as he attacks the Batman family.

The Scooby Gang runs toward Sheriff Stone, who is eating a cheeseburger, and cheering on Batman.

FRED
Sheriff Stone, aren’t you going to do something?

SHERIFF STONE
Jones, this is the best stunt show I’ve seen. I’m not going to have you delinquents ruin this for me.

VELMA
This isn’t a stunt show, you idiot! It’s real!!!

We see Nightwing get thrown into Sheriff Stone’s police car by Clayface. As Clayface is about to end Nightwing’s life, a large bolt of electricity hits Hagen, knocking out completely.

FRED
Good work, Batman.

BATMAN
That wasn’t me; it was a special secret weapon I picked up.

Batman points in the sky, as we see Static and Gear fly by, as they landed on the ground near Clayface.

BATMAN
Thanks, Static.

STATIC
Thank goodness you called us about this Clayface character.

GEAR
Thank goodness he isn’t a huge pile of…

STATIC
Think about the kids, Gear.

Static turns to the camera, as he breaks the 4th wall.

BATGIRL
What’s Matt Hagen doing here Crystal Cove anyway?

ROBIN
Clayface is waking up.

Gear takes out a large collar out of Backpack, and puts it around Clayface’s neck.

VELMA
What is that?
GEAR
It’s a special collar to shut down his shape shifting powers, until he gets sent back to Arkham Asylum.

BATMAN
What are you doing here, Hagen?

CLAYFACE
This is the first of your end and the rest of the planet, Batman. You can’t stop us.

BATMAN
Want to bet on it? Who are you working for?

CLAYFACE
None of your business, Bat. You’ll soon find out.

Clayface fall into unconsciousness, as a Gotham City Police Blimp appears on the scene.

VELMA
Batman, what about the real Mayor Nettles?

BATMAN
We found her bound and gagged in clay at her house. We were tracking down a robbery that happened in Townsville a few nights ago.

FRED
Did the Powerpuff Girls find out what was stolen?

BATMAN
They said it was the Anubis Head…again. They went to Mojo Jojo, who stolen it twice, but he didn’t do it this time. The Girls called me to get on the case, since they’re busy on other cases. I heard you kids solve mysteries. I need all the help we can get, but stay out of the way of major threats.

FRED
You can count on us, Batman

SCOOBY-DOO
Reah!

VELMA
Who would steal the Anubis Head, if Mojo didn’t do it?


Ext-Abandoned Candy Factory-Night

We cut inside to see The Joker dancing with the Anubis Head in his hands, as Harley Quinn is sitting down eating old candy corn out of a barrel.

HARLEY QUINN
Mista J, why are you dancing with a dog’s head?

JOKER
Harl, this “dog’s head” is the famous Anubis Head bust I spent a few nights stealing past those blasted Powerpuff Brats’ eyes. As soon as our mystery benefactor arrives to pick it up, we’ll get paid.

VOICE
At least you didn’t screw it up, Joker.

JOKER
He’s here!

HARLEY QUINN
Who?

We see only a shadowy figure over some boxes looking at the two villains.

SHADOWY FIGURE
I need the Anubis Head to complete my master plan. Clayface was a distraction for Batman and his Gotham Nerds to keep busy, while I sent Mad Hatter and Poison Ivy for the next part of my plan.

JOKER
What is your master plan anyway?

SHADOWY FIGURE
Soon, you and the rest of the world will be a part of the greatest plan for world domination ever.

The figure laughs evilly, as we fade to black.


END OF ACT ONE

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COMMERCIAL BREAK 1

We see clips and pics of Neil Armstrong, as the song “Man on the Moon” is playing in the background, including the famous moon landing. We now hear Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime, begin to speak.

PETER CULLEN
In 2012 of this year, we lost a great man who made history. This fanfiction is dedicated to you, Neil Armstrong.

NEIL ARMSTRONG
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

We fade to black, as we see the name of Neil Armstrong with the year of his birth to death, as the song continues playing.


COMMERCIAL BREAK 2

We see ice skater, Brian Botano, just getting done skating at the end of an ice show. He heads to his locker room, as he sees some familiar faces.

BRIAN
Oh no! Not you boys again!

We see that the boys are Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman from “South Park.”

STAN
Brian. The killer mutant turkeys are back, and are planning world domination.

KYLE
What would you do, Brian?

BRIAN
(Beat) Look, kids…

The boys all have puppy dog eye faces, as Brian groans and face palms his face.

ANNOUNCER
Coming soon to a fanfiction site this Thanksgiving…”South Park: Revenge of the Killer Mutant Turkeys.”




ACT TWO

Mad Ivy, Poison Hatter


Ext-Gotham City-Night

We see the Mystery Machine driving the streets of Gotham. Just then, we see Speed Racer in the Mach 5 driving towards them.

SPEED RACER
So, we meet again, stupid Scooby Gang.

VELMA
Jinkies! It’s that classic anime jerk who drove us off the road that one time.

Fred
Why in Gotham?

SPEED RACER
Want to race again?

FRED
That was Megas XLR that raced us, Speed.

SPEED RACER
That giant American rip-off of classic anime robot will pay.

Speaking of which, Megas appears out of nowhere, grabs the Mach 5, and throws it towards a race track where the Wacky Races are holding a reunion charity race. We see Penelope Pitstop, now in her forties, attack Speed with her umbrella*”

*Since Peter/Doc Forbin is doing a Scooby-Doo/Wacky Races crossover, this is sort of a comedic teaser.

We now cut back to the Gang and Megas.

FRED
Thanks Coop.

COOP
You’re welcome, Fred. At least the writer remembers our first meeting*.

*Megas and the Mystery Machine did race in a famous Cartoon Network ad bumper.

JAMIE
We better get paid for this cameo, Coop. We already had been cancelled by that brat Ben 10.

COOP
Jamie, this is a fanfiction. We don’t get paid.

JAMIE
What?!

While that is going on, we cut to the Batcave where Batman is on his computer, as his butler/friend, Alfred Pennyworth, his walking towards The Dark Knight with a tray with a cup of coffee.

ALFRED
Here’s some coffee, Sir, you’ll need it.

BATMAN
No thanks, Alfred. I’m trying to figure out this whole Anubis Head thing and what Clayface said.

ALFRED
Do you think Ra’s Al Ghul is back?

BATMAN
I haven’t heard from him since me and Superman’s final battle with him.

ALFRED
I kind of wanted to know how that bust got fixed two times after it was shattered twice during the Powerpuff Girls battle with that super chimp.

FEMALE VOICE
There’s time to talk about that later, Alfred.

Batman and Alfred turn to see Batgirl running towards them.

BATMAN
What is it, Batgirl?

BATGIRL
You aren’t going to believe this, but downtown Gotham is being attacked by plant zombies.

BATMAN AND ALFRED
Plant zombies?

BATGIRL
Want to bet Poison Ivy is up to her old tricks again.

BATMAN
The last time we saw Ivy, she was washed to sea with her plant people.

ALFRED
And you married one.

Batman glares at the butler to be quiet, as he turns back to Batgirl.

BATMAN
We better get downtown to see what’s going on.

Batman and Batgirl get inside the Batmoble, as it drives off. Alfred walks to the huge computer and turns on Iron Chef.

EXT-Downtown Gotham City-Night

We see people running from an army of green zombies. In the background, we see the Warner Bros and Sister being chased by Ralph the Guard, as the Animaniacs theme is playing.

We now see from the rooftop, The Mad Hatter and Poison Ivy, standing while watching the chaos down below. Ivy now looks like her version from The Batman Strikes cartoon.

MAD HATTER
Look at our zombies go, Ivy. Isn’t it lovely?

POISON IVY
With my plants hybrids and your mind control chips in them, those Gotham fools don’t know that those zombies are just innocent people under our control.

BATGIRL’S VOICE
Thanks for telling us that.

The two villains turn to see Batman and Batgirl jump kick them to the ground.

MAD HATTER
Batman and Bratgirl!

BATGIRL
I hate being called that, Tetch.

BATMAN
Why are you doing this to these people, Ivy?

POISON IVY
Like I’m going to do right now, Batman.

Ivy fires a small metal seed with her mini crossbow, hitting Batgirl. The seed moves to behind her neck, as roots begin to grow planting itself in her skin.

BATMAN
Batgirl!!!

Batgirl begins to mutate as her skin turns green, her eyes clear yellow, and leaves growing out of her skin.

MAD HATTER
Batgirl Zombie, kill the Batman!

We cut to Batman’s POV, as we see the zombie Batgirl lunge at him, as we fade to black.

END OF ACT TWO

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ACT THREE

Plant Zombies and Meddling Kids


We see Mysteries Inc driving through Downtown Gotham, as they spot an army of plant zombies chasing people.

SHAGGY
It’s Zombie Island all over again, but in plant form.

DAPHNE
Where’s Batman?

Just then, we see Batman land on the ground, followed by the plant zombie Batgirl. The Dark Knight turns to see the Gang.

BATMAN
Get out of here, Kids! Poison Ivy and the Mad Hatter are behind this!

FRED
Let us help you take down those villains.

BATMAN
No! Hatter and Ivy are dangerous villains, and you’ll get hurt or worse!

Batman throws Plant Zombie Batgirl to a nearby wall, as Batman looks to see Hatter and Ivy come towards them.

MAD HATTER
Those brats with you, Batman, do look familiar.

POISON IVY
Forget the brats, Tetch, we can turn them into plant zombies.

MAD HATTER
Fine by me, Ivy.

As Ivy plans to launch another metal seed, Velma throws what looks like a Scooby Snack at Ivy, as Scooby-Doo jumps on her.

POISON IVY
Get off me, you drooling mutt!

VELMA
Scooby’s not a mutt; he’s one of the gang.

The Mad Hatter begins running off, but Batman throws a Batarang at him, crashing him to the ground. Batman grabs Hatter’s hat and crushes it, as we see Batgirl and the rest of the plant zombies return to normal. We now see Jim Gordon, Harvey Bullock, and Rene Montoya with some other GCPD enter the scene.

JIM GORDON
Good work, Batman. Hatter and Ivy will be back in Arkham with Clayface in a few minutes. (Turns to Mysteries Inc) You kids must be those mystery solvers from Crystal Cove.

FRED
We sure are, Sir.

BULLOCK
I always thought it was Coolsville.

MONTOYA
Can it, Harvey.

JIM GORDON
Batman, we got reports that The Joker and Harley Quinn are up to something at the Hanna-Barbara building.

BATMAN
What is that clown up to now?

JIM GORDON
Someone saw them go to the rooftop of the building.

BATMAN
I’ll deal with them.

FRED
What about us?

BATMAN
You kids try and find the Anubis Head, me and Batgirl will handle Joker and Harley.

The Gang nods their heads in agreement, as they went back to the Mystery Machine and drove off, while Batman and Batgirl head to the H-B Building.

We now cut to Batman and Batgirl at the H-B building, as they begin to climb up the side of the building. Minutes later, we hear some familiar music in the background, as two familiar teenage girls open the window to see Batman and Batgirl climbing up their building.

BATGIRL
Hey, aren’t you…

Yes, it’s Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane.

DARIA
You were expecting the Green Hornet and Kato, or Col. Klink?

JANE
Santa Clause, Sammy Davis Jr., Don Ho, Lurch…

DARIA
The readers get the reference, Jane.

JANE
Sorry, I’m just a sucker of nostalgia form the 60’s

DARIA
What’s going on, Batman?

BATMAN
The Joker and Harley Quinn are up there, and we got to stop them.

JANE
Thank goodness you’re not wearing the batsuit with the nipples, Batman.

BATMAN
What?

DARIA
Never mind her, Batman, just get the Joker.

BATMAN
Thanks, girls.

JANE
Don’t forget the use the Biffs and Pows.

BATGIRL
Sure will
Batman and Batgirl continue climbing, until they finally get to the rooftop. They spot The Joker with his goons working on something.

BATGIRL
What is Joker up to?

BATMAN
It looks like they’re drawing a pentagram.

VOICE
That’s correct, Batman.

Batman and Batgirl turn to see that the voice belongs to…

BATMAN
You!

We finally see who the mysterious figure who was talking to Joker and Harley in Act 1 is revealed to be no other that Scrappy Cornelius Doo.

SCRAPPY
That’s right, I’m back.

BATGIRL
Didn’t you try to kill Mysteries Inc years ago?

SCRAPPY
Right, Bratgirl. But you two aren’t part of my master plan.

We see Joker’s henchmen run towards our heroes. Batman and Batgirl fight off the goons, while Scrappy runs to Joker.

SCRAPPY
Joker, give me the Anubis Head and cast the spell!

JOKER
I don’t think so, brat mutt. I’ll think I’ll take the head and give it a spin.

SCRAPPY
Idiot! You don’t how much power is in that head, and the causes!

Joker kicks Scrappy into Batman, as The Clown Prince of Crime raises the Anubis Head to the now dark sky. He begins to say some magical chant, as a bolt of lightning hits the head. Suddenly, Joker begins to transform into the Egyptian god of the underworld himself, Anubis, with a Joker style look to him.

HARLEY
Mista J? Are you okay?

JOKER ANUBIS
I feel great, Harley. Now all I need is an army to lead.

Joker Anubis points his finger at his goons, as he shoots them with a red beam of light, turning them into dog humanoids in Egyptian armor. Batman and Batgirl look in shock at what just happened.

BATMAN
Joker, what have you done?

We now see Joker Anubis and his army walk towards the camera as we fade to black, and the words TO BE CONTINUED… appear on the black screen as credits roll.

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Author’s Note: Sorry about the wait for Pt. 2 of The New Batman/Scooby-Doo Adventures. So without further due here’s Pt. 2


ANNOUNCER
Previously on Batman.

We recap scenes of Mayor Nettles becoming Clayface, The Joker with the Anubis Head, Batman fighting Poison Ivy’s plant zombies, and ends with Joker becoming Anubis.
We now open with the New Batman/Superman Adventures opening, then to the opening to Scooby-Doo: Mysteries Inc, as we fade to black.


ACT 4
WHO LET THE ANUBIS OUT?


We see Batman wrapped up in chains at Joker’s hideout, as he wakes up. He turns to see Joker/Anubis sitting on a throne, as Harley is dressed like an Egyptian slave girl.

HARLEY
Here’s your Joker Gas, Puddin.

JOKER/ANUBIS
You idiot! I’m the god of the underworld, not you Mister J!

HARLEY
What do you have planned for Batman?

JOKER/ANUBIS
Oh, the famous Batman. I have big plans for him. (Laughs) I’m going to send him as a sacrifice to the underworld.

BATMAN
This isn’t your style, Joker. You’re not even my Joker anymore.

JOKER/ANUBIS
I told you, your Joker is no more, but you could be a great servant to me.

Joker/Anubis fires a blast of energy at Batman, turning him into a mind controlled zombie. Joker/Anubis frees Batman, as the zombie Dark Knight rose up to his master.

JOKER/ANUBIS
Find me that brat mutt, Scrappy-Doo, and bring him to me. He was taken by Batgirl during our battle.

BATMAN
Yes, my lord Anubis.

We cut to Jim Gordon’s office, where Mysteries Inc is there talking to him.

JIM GORDON
It’s been hours, and no word from Batman. I know you kids solve strange cases in that town of yours, but does anyone of you have a solution to this?

FRED
We don’t know, Commissioner. We haven’t heard from Robin or Nightwing yet.
VELMA
Nor Batgirl.

BATGIRL’S VOICE
I’m here, and I brought a visitor.

Everyone looks to see Batgirl appear out of nowhere, holding a small cage in her hand with Scrappy-Doo inside.

DAPHNE
What’s he doing here?

SCRAPPY
Well, if it isn’t my former teammates, Mysteries Inc. What brings you losers to Gotham City?

FRED
Scrappy, you tried to kill us!

BATGIRL
What?

VELMA
It’s a long story. Warner Bros. made a movie about it.

JIM GORDON
I see you all know each other.

SHAGGY
Barely.

SCRAPPY
You can’t do this to me, I’m with the government!

FRED
Yeah, and I’m really Allen M from Josie and the Pussycats. Cut the crud, Scrappy.

MALE VOICE
He is with the government, Jones.

The gang turns to see a red headed man in a black business suit enter the office. His name tag says Red Herring with his picture. Yes, it’s “The” Red Herring from A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.

RED
I see you weenies are still hunting fake ghosts and monsters after all these years.

FRED
Red Herring, is that you?

RED
That’s Agent Red Herring to you, Jones.

DAPHNE
Red, we thought you went to juvenile hall years ago.

RED
I’m a changed man, Daphne. I’m no longer the punk kid bully anymore, now I help fight crime.

VELMA
Just like on Criminal Minds?

RED
Sure.

FRED
Why’s Scrappy with the government?

RED
Remember all those people you put away? The FBI started a rehabilitation program to reform villains like Scrappy to catch criminals.

SCRAPPY
I was with the Joker to team-up with him to steal the Anubis Head from Townsville, and to find out his true plan. And I would have ended that case, if it wasn’t for that meddling Batman.

FRED
We better spilt up to find Batman.

RED
Good idea, Fred. Velma, Daphne, you, and I with take downtown. The rest of you take the other half of Gotham.

As the gang go their separate paths, we see Batman and a couple of Joker/Anubis’ mutant henchmen watching on from a rooftop. Batman smirks as his eyes glow as we fade to black.

TO BE CONTINUED…